This was originally meant as a pinch-hit Yuletide story for the people who I thought were daegaer and foreverdirt. However, it wasn't required.

It's still written for them, though, so Happy Christmas, chaps.

( Hopefully Towards )

So, foreverdirt and I were discussing the homosexual necrophiliac duck rape that netted somebody an Ig-Nobel Prize. And she mentioned Good Omens in relation to the aforementioned homosexual necrophiliac duck rape.

( So this is all her fault )